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"Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


Alternate Response:
"It's, me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It's, me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


"What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?
What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?
Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What's that thing between your legs?" What's that thing between your legs?
"What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair young maiden.

"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?
What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


Alternate Response:
"I'll kill the bugger and fuck for another!" says Barnicle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll kill the bugger and fuck for another!" says Barnicle Bill the Sailor.

"What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail?
What if you should go to jail?" said the fair young maiden.

"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


I shit you not, this was in the wiki of that song http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle_Bill_(song)

That's one fuck of a song.

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

I lol'd

He'll wear and tear and ram your anus.

CheezNapkin wrote:He'll wear and tear and ram your anus.

HURRY BEFORE I BUST IN YOUR COLON

K...

That's fucking gold.

I saw that too.
And that last bit? THAT WOULD HURT BAD.

randomcontributor wrote:I saw that too.
And that last bit? THAT WOULD HURT BAD.

Not Barnacle Bill. He can crush a man's skull with his testicles.

THIS SONG CAN'T BE AMERICAN
IF IT WOULD BE THEN 4KIDS WOULD HAVE CENSORED IT BY NOW

YES MAN http://planetfreedom.freeforums.org/bar ... -t660.html