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Invasion of the Poop and Pixel Snatchers

"Chuck can you stop hammering my ass" and other fine literary accomplishments.

Invasion of the Poop and Pixel Snatchers

Postby Yawackhary on Wed May 07, 2008 6:39 pm

Basically in other words the internet community war... (A story thought up in my head and writing it has I speak) and from the writers of Dazz, Conrad and Rowby Goren's Magical Adventure.

It was a dark summer night deep in the bowels of the Internet, various communities were talking and flaming to each other whether it is 4Chan, Sonic Vegemite, the Japanese 2-Channel (that 4-Chan got the idea from) or even Anime News Network but it turns out it won't be any oridinary night as a flame war between two different yet large communities will happen.

Inside The Spriters Resource also known as Pixeltendo, Dazz the admin of TSR was preparing his rip of a popular PS RPG while Jordan aka hxc who interviewed Roger Hector was maintaining the forums and slowly deleting every post that had Jordan is gay written on them when all of a sudden a thunderstorm struck out and a knock came from the door. Dazz put down his sprite ripping tool and opened the door which was a small lizard like creature, however he was instead of being brave he was shaking nervously and slowly spoke

"Charity..... is... no longer... with... us."

Dazz shrugged and went to the kitchen to get his friend a cup of hot chocolate which they both sat down while the lizard was slowly shaking in fear.

Dazz muttered, "Tonberry, people come and go all the time on forums like last week Barubary was ripping a lot one minute and the next he was at college for a month".

"I know that Dazz, but when I saw Charity, she just wasn't herself."

"How so?"

"Last time I spoke to her, she was easy going and had a distinctive Aussie accent but when I saw her tonight it was a deep manly voice that was scary."

"Poor Charity, someone must have done this to her and I don't want to see any of my friends like this."

Tonberry was much calmer now that he finished his hot chocolate but his friend was concerned that he losted someone that he knew. No, she wasn't dead but shockingly different.

Dazz confidently said, "Tomorrow, we need to do a round call and report this strange experience to all of our members. Hopefully we get her back <3."

His friend nodded and shut the door running to his home in case of "Charity" gets him, Dazz goes back to his sprite rip but after he finished it he had a case of insomia and couldn't sleep the night worried about a loss of a member.

Meanwhile at the Youchewpoop/Planet Freedom forums, TINS and Rabbit were quoting Metal Gear Solid lines back and forth when suddenly a thought rushing to Rabbit's head.

"I'm glad that experiment worked, now I have an intelligent woman fixing my forum after that crash. Would ever thought the brain of Hivebrain (pun?) and our guinea pig Charity could do wonders for us."

TINS asked, "Did you always wanted a chick who is like you? Intelligent, shy, good looking, reads your poetry?"

"I did in a way, good thing I had some Florida orange juice left over to make her successful just like Ami Mizuno plus with a hint of that Yoshi's Island cartridge that I never managed to get it working", replied Rabbit.

Suddenly there was a bleep on their MSN from a certain admin which they went to check it out, it turned out after reading and yapping that UncleChuck was kidnapped by terrorists and their ransom fee which they couldn't afford due to the experiment was $5000. Unusually it was Romanian terrorists, not the usual kind in the Middle East.

Rabbit was pissed and bellowed out, "Great, just as the forums go back to normal, something bad has happened. I will have to tell this to my Missous (yawn) tomorrow".

Who is this Missous and is it the former Hivebrain/Charity or is it something else? Will Dazz's plan work? IS Tonberry safe? Am I in this story and you? Find out whether I get around to it.
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