by RabbitSnore on Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:34 pm
I posted this on the thread about TINS being banned:
"Hello, guys.
My name is RabbitSnore. I never made an introduction thread, so I figure after several months of being here. I'd better introduce myself.
I'm a pooper, and I'm best friends with thereisnospork303. I've known him since third grade. We became fast friends in fourth grade, and many, many years later, he introduced me to poop. I laughed my ass off at it. He's the reason I'm here.
I remember before I even considered becoming a pooper, TINS used to tell me about how funny and wonderful the Poop Forum was, how it was full of laughs. He told me about MrDrunkenFox, this awesome guy; about how Stegblob was, when he posted lines of Odies; he told me about Tentor, and how silly he was. After a while, I got into this pooping thing, and I loved it. It was so much fun, so I decided to join the forum.
Since then, TINS and I introduced Tennis Reviews, which were really his idea, which I just ran with. He is, without doubt, the reason I worked so hard to write and make this place as cool as I could in my time here. As a direct result of my love of writing here, I interviewed three poopers for the site: MrDrunkenFox, Deepercutt, and BMATF.
People have said that I'd be a great moderator here. True enough, I was the guy who Fox told that he'd give mod powers to if he could so that I could watch over the forum late at night when people were going nuts. I was the guy who helped nab a bunch of rowdy fellows who cleverly disguised their work. You might say that I was as close to being a moderator as a featured pooper could get.
I was displeased with this site in the past, and I helped to set up The Pachinko Machine, our first attempt at an alternate forum for when things got too mean or too nonsensical in terms of policy. Somehow after that, Conrad also counted on me to mind the news page while he was too busy with his new job. I was happy to take the job, and I really thought that I could help pull this place up from the horrid dredges it had sunk to. That was a naive wish. I know that.
As a result of this place, I have come to meet some extraordinary people. Before this place, the internet was not a source of happiness of any kind for me. Here, I met new friends, whom I will likely never meet in flesh; I consider them friends nevertheless. I learned a lot here, about myself, about art, about a lot of things. And many of the people I have come to know here are the sort that I never want to forget. They are a rare breed: people I like.
Now, I don't understand what this place is or what it stands for. All I know is that I'm tired of being hurt by what goes on here, and I'm tired of trying so hard to do my part to hold it together.
I'm a writer. Thanks to this place, I'm now a video artist too. I appreciate that addition to my identity that this place has provided. I thank Conrad for the opportunity for me to work hard with art that I truly enjoy. I curse Conrad for banning my friend. I thank the many people on here for being part of a great group, even the idiots on this site I don't really like. You all made it worth it.
That's my story.
Have you ever heard a rabbit snore?"