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Randomizer742 · by **Randomizer742** on Tue May 06, 2008 8:11 pm

Mr. Vorhias wrote:6. GLaDOS (Portal)

You know you've got cred when Jonathan Coulton writes a song about you.

If I had to guess just what the scientists were thinking when they programmed her, they were thinking of a sort of calm and matronly personae to put the Aperture guinea pigs at ease, and more calm towards their inevitable doom. Instead she is a cold and heartless abberation who casually muses about deadly neurotoxins and nearly tosses you in a furnace. (And we love her for it.)

Her worst crime by far, though? Reneging on a pledge to give the protagonist cake.

Which is BEYOND unacceptable.

In b4 kingcornholio.

Kingcornholio · by **Kingcornholio** on Tue May 06, 2008 8:20 pm

Randomizer742 wrote:
Mr. Vorhias wrote:6. GLaDOS (Portal)

You know you've got cred when Jonathan Coulton writes a song about you.

If I had to guess just what the scientists were thinking when they programmed her, they were thinking of a sort of calm and matronly personae to put the Aperture guinea pigs at ease, and more calm towards their inevitable doom. Instead she is a cold and heartless abberation who casually muses about deadly neurotoxins and nearly tosses you in a furnace. (And we love her for it.)

Her worst crime by far, though? Reneging on a pledge to give the protagonist cake.

Which is BEYOND unacceptable.
In b4 kingcornholio.

Fuck you, Randomizer.

Although I am pleased, wouldn't he/she/it be disqualified for assisting the protagonist?

Randomizer742 · by **Randomizer742** on Tue May 06, 2008 8:26 pm

Kingcornholio wrote:
Randomizer742 wrote:
Mr. Vorhias wrote:6. GLaDOS (Portal)

You know you've got cred when Jonathan Coulton writes a song about you.

If I had to guess just what the scientists were thinking when they programmed her, they were thinking of a sort of calm and matronly personae to put the Aperture guinea pigs at ease, and more calm towards their inevitable doom. Instead she is a cold and heartless abberation who casually muses about deadly neurotoxins and nearly tosses you in a furnace. (And we love her for it.)

Her worst crime by far, though? Reneging on a pledge to give the protagonist cake.

Which is BEYOND unacceptable.
In b4 kingcornholio.
Fuck you, Randomizer.

Although I am pleased, wouldn't he/she/it be disqualified for assisting the protagonist?

lol that wasn't an insult

And I dont really think she should be disqualified since the assistance was for her own gain, and she planned to get rid of Chell when her testing was over.

theHappyFungus · by **theHappyFungus** on Tue May 06, 2008 8:32 pm

PONG R SCARIE

TyrannosaurusReich · by **TyrannosaurusReich** on Tue May 06, 2008 9:27 pm

Your missing one:

THE GREY BLOCKS FROM AUDIOSURF

I give you credit for mentioning Grim Fandango, though.

Kingcornholio · by **Kingcornholio** on Tue May 06, 2008 9:43 pm

The grey audiosurf blocks are the enemy paddle's millions of babies.

Randomizer742 · by **Randomizer742** on Tue May 06, 2008 9:51 pm

Kingcornholio wrote:The grey audiosurf blocks are the enemy paddle's millions of babies.

Y'know, when you look at it like that, it kind of makes sense....

I mean the gray blocks basically have the same intentions as the enemy paddle...

And you can't hide from the uncanny resemblance. :!:

Cortes · by **Cortes** on Tue May 06, 2008 11:46 pm

You forgot

The Black Marble

The Mines in Minesweeper

The ceiling in Tetris

Nuthead · by **Nuthead** on Wed May 07, 2008 12:11 am

Giygas? Earthbound. Come on, he can't control evil, so instead became evil itself. You can't even comprehend his true attack. Pocky even admits wanting to wet himself.

Cortes · by **Cortes** on Wed May 07, 2008 5:36 am

I don't know, but I never considered the other Pong paddle to be a living entity. That is highly amusing to think of it that way, though. I got the whole HAL gist from it, thinking that man created Pong, so the enemy paddle was really a reflection of the evil within us ok I'll stop.

Blightcopy · by **Blightcopy** on Wed May 07, 2008 5:22 pm

Can someone explain what's so appealing about Kefka? From what i get, it's just a guy that wants to destroy the world because he feels like it.

SkyPrower · by **SkyPrower** on Wed May 07, 2008 6:33 pm

Blightcopy wrote:Can someone explain what's so appealing about Kefka? From what i get, it's just a guy that wants to destroy the world because he feels like it.

Haven't you ever heard his laugh?

IT'S EVIL!!!

SuperYoshi · by **SuperYoshi** on Wed May 07, 2008 6:44 pm

Blightcopy wrote:Can someone explain what's so appealing about Kefka? From what i get, it's just a guy that DID destroy the world and ruled over its ruins as a God because he felt like it.

Whelt · by **Whelt** on Wed May 07, 2008 6:55 pm

SkyPrower wrote:
Blightcopy wrote:Can someone explain what's so appealing about Kefka? From what i get, it's just a guy that wants to destroy the world because he feels like it.

Haven't you ever heard his laugh?

IT'S EVIL!!!

Blightcopy · by **Blightcopy** on Wed May 07, 2008 7:07 pm

SuperYoshi wrote:
Blightcopy wrote:Can someone explain what's so appealing about Kefka? From what i get, it's just a guy that DID destroy the world and ruled over its ruins as a God because he felt like it.

Still doesn't change much.

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