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World Of Frisbee Crisis: I'LL TELL A STORY
Ganon: I HAVE KINGDOMS TO RULE
World Of Frisbee Crisis: THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED KINGCORNHOLIO, AND HE WAS FORCIBLY PUT INTO TESTING AT APETURE LABORATORIES.
+RoboRaptor: OH GOD
World Of Frisbee Crisis: THEY GAVE HIM A PORTAL GUN AND TOLD HIM TO SOLVE THE PUZZLES AHEAD
World Of Frisbee Crisis: HE ACCOMPLISHED EACH ONE WITH EASE
+RoboRaptor: THIS IS ENTHRALLING
Ganon: I BET A ANDROID KILLED HIM
Niko Bellic left chat.
+RoboRaptor: AND ODDLY FAMILIAR.
Ganon: DID HE FIND THE CAKE?
World Of Frisbee Crisis: BUT THEN HE GOT JACKED BECAUSE HE WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CAKE
Ganon: BAWWW
+RoboRaptor: MOTHER F
World Of Frisbee Crisis: THEY ATTEMPTED TO BURN HIM ALIVE BUT HE ESCAPED
+RoboRaptor: OH LORD
World Of Frisbee Crisis: HE MADE HIS WAY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE LABORATORY AND IN THE ROOM WAS
World Of Frisbee Crisis: WAS
Ganon: WAS
Ganon: WAS
World Of Frisbee Crisis: HULK HOGAN
+RoboRaptor: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
Ganon: MMMBRUTHER
+RoboRaptor: GRILLING HOTDOGS THE LOW FAT WAY
World Of Frisbee Crisis: AND KING SAID "OH NO HOW WILL I FIGHT HIM HE HAS THE POWER OF THE PENIS GRILL"
+RoboRaptor: HE WILL GRILL YOUR JUNK GOOD
Ganon: USE A PORTAL GUN
World Of Frisbee Crisis: THEN HULK HOGAN POKED KING IN THE HEAD AND KING FLEW BACK ABOUT 500 FEET
+RoboRaptor: YEAH!
Ganon: HULK HOGAN SAYS YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
World Of Frisbee Crisis: HULK HOGAN CONTINUED TO TOY WITH KING UNTIL...
World Of Frisbee Crisis: UNTIL...
World Of Frisbee Crisis: UNTILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
+RoboRaptor: GANON ARRIVED
World Of Frisbee Crisis: JOHN FREEMAN CRASHED THROUGH THE WINDOW
+RoboRaptor: AND SAID
World Of Frisbee Crisis: "EVIL HULK HOGAN ANDROID LEAVE THIS PLACE" JOHN SAID
+RoboRaptor: GO FROM HERE, ZOMBIE GOASTS
World Of Frisbee Crisis: THEN JOHN GOT HIS MOTORBIKE AND STUFFED IT DOWN THE SHAFT OF HULK HOGAN'S PENIS
+RoboRaptor: er LEAVE THIS PLACE ;< My memoriez
+RoboRaptor: jesus
+RoboRaptor: did you know there are instruments for that!
World Of Frisbee Crisis: "OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" HULK HOGAN SAID AND EXPLODED
Ganon: WUT
+RoboRaptor: I don't remember what they're called
+RoboRaptor: anyways carry on
Ganon: JESUS MAY CRY 4
+RoboRaptor: SNEEZE!
World Of Frisbee Crisis: JOHN GOT SOME CAKE AND HIM AND KING ATE IT AND LAUGHED
World Of Frisbee Crisis: BUT THE LAUGH OVERED QUICKLY
+RoboRaptor: hahahaha
World Of Frisbee Crisis: AS GLADOS CAME INTO THE ROOM AND SAID "WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE."
World Of Frisbee Crisis: JOHN FREEMAN GOT ON HIS MOTOR BIKE AND SAID "WALK AS FAST AS YOU CAN OUT OF HERE KING"
World Of Frisbee Crisis: AND HE DROVE OFF
World Of Frisbee Crisis: KING ATTEMPTED TO MAKE FOR THE EXIT
Ganon: LULZ WALK AS FAST
Ganon: HMM
World Of Frisbee Crisis: BUT HE WAS SHOT IN THE FOOT BY GLADOS'S MINIGUN
Ganon: THE TRAIN IS LATE
YES YOU CAN: THE TRAIN IS LATE
YES YOU CAN: LATE IS TRAIN
World Of Frisbee Crisis: HEAVY WEAPONS GUY JUMPED INTO THE ROOM AND PUNCHED GLADOWS IN THE FACE AND SHE FLEW BACKWARDS AND DID A BARREL ROLL
Ganon: PRESS Z OR R TWICE
World Of Frisbee Crisis: KING RAN OUT OFF THE LAB AND WATCHED AS THE BUILDING EXPLODED
World Of Frisbee Crisis: "What the fucking shit was that about." KING SAID
World Of Frisbee Crisis: BUT HE FORGOT ABOUT IT NEXT DAY AND RESUMED HIS TASK OF STARTING A FRISBEE MONOPOLY IN AFRICA
World Of Frisbee Crisis: THE END
World Of Frisbee Crisis: How did you like it King.
Ganon: *CUTSCENE OF CAKE
World Of Frisbee Crisis: Oh yeah
+RoboRaptor: wow that was beautiful