Planet Freedom

RoboRaptor was nervous. It was her first trial as an official attorney, and it just had to be a murder. "Eh, ya nervous lass?" someone said. It was Stegblob, her boss. "Er, yeah, a little." Robo mumbled. "Don't worry, you'll do fine. Oh and speaking of the trial, your client is here to meet ye, his name is Sir William Baz or some shit. Ach who cares, just go meet him." She walked into the hallway and found Baz sitting down on a near by bench. "Hey Baz.." Robo said as she sat down next to him. "Oh, so you're my attorney? Heh, never though you'd end up working for Steg." Baz remarked. "Yeah, he offered me a job when I got out of law school. But really Baz, you're on trial for murder?!" "Its a bit of a misunderstanding, but I'm sure you understand." Robo looked at her watch, the trial was about to start. "Well, we better get going."

10 minutes later...

"All rise for the honorable judge SelectiveBiz." Said the baliff. "Order, order, court is now in session, does the defense have an opening statement?" "None, your honor." Robo replied. "Okay, so the prosecution may call their first witness." SelectiveBiz said, trying to make his voice as audible as possible. "The prosecution would like to call KingCornholio to the stand." RoboRaptor knew that voice, she took a closer look at the prosecutor. It was Mr. Bungle! "Bungle?! You're the prosecutor!?!?" RoboRaptor exclaimed. This trial was getting stranger and stranger...

KingCornholio took the stand. "Please state your name and occupation." Mr. Bungle said. "KingCornholio, scientist for Aperture Laboratories." "Alright, so onto the testimony." Judge Biz said. "It was last Friday at the lab. Baz came in around 10 PM, we were going to go to the bar for a drink. When I was cleaning up my work area I heard a bang. I ran to the source of the sound and I saw him. He was holding a gun, and standing directly in front of the victim, Erarg." King explained.


Ach, I gotta finish this tomarrow, its too late tonight.