Planet Freedom

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 9:02 pm**

Ronald McDonald and Pigma flew out of nowhere and killed all the dinosaurs

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 9:27 pm**

then raped their dead bodies

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 9:46 pm**

and got the shit beaten out of them by Gigan. Then Gigan...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 9:53 pm**

turned off his life-support system Eggman had forced him to test out and he went nuts and morphed into Giygas.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:02 pm**

Then out of nowhere, Ness came and used a coat hanger to defeat Robotnik (Giygas)

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:06 pm**

He fails, but...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:09 pm**

Paula does a prayer and it fails. Robotnik became more powerful and turned into a monster like this at 00:34.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=tlmycQNOgq8[/youtube]

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:19 pm**

Then, Godzilla came and fried the s*** out of him, leaving him for the dead. Godzilla left, but Robotnik...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:28 pm**

...Made it his life's goal to get revenge on Godzilla. He got up, but before he knew it...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:41 pm**

A giant UFO shot a laser beam at the White House. The impact caused an earthquake that MADe a lamp post fall on Robotnik's head, causing him to...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 10:52 pm**

... forget all about Godzilla and the vengeance he swore. So now that he had no idea where he was he proceeded to...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 11:18 pm**

London where he met MrDrunkenFox. He proceeded to...

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 11:31 pm**

...eat copius amounts of bangers and mash. Mostly because he enjoyed the word "banger."...

Planet Freedom

Dr Robotnik's Epic Adventure (Emergency Edition)