Planet Freedom

BELL-ENDS, THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF THEM

Thursday night i went to a friend's house for tea (evening meal, not shitty hot drink). I kinda like this friend so I was looking forward to having some decent grub (she's a very good cook, well for a student she is!). We began by listening to music and having a laugh, we didn't end up having tea until 9 or so, then her housemates were having a laugh and I was chatting to some of them too. After tea and ice cream were finished, we decided to watch Blades of Glory, while we were watching it we got close, cuddled and kissed, so understandably I was feeling pretty damn good at the end of the night. Once I text her to let her know I got back to my flat safe, she sends a reply: "yeh i had a good night too but i think we got a bit carried away there, i got caught up in the moment and i don't really want anything to happen with you, sorry x"

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

the fucker led me on! i'd had a shitty day because a couple of Scousers gave me shit and said i was nowt because am a "dirty little Protestant", then my laptop decided to stop working and now this! for fuck's sake, i felt used after that!

anyone who wishes me sympathy or has their own stories of women being twats, please post here!

While I find this thread sexist in a manner, I can't help but contribute

Yeah, a couple times. I'll only mention one occasion though.

SO I'M WALKING HOME WITH A FRIEND OF MINE, AND THIS GIRL WALKING NEAR US MENTIONS HOW CUTE I AM, HOW SHE'S JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND, ETC. ETC. I LET HER KNOW I DON'T HAVE ONE, AND SHE GOES "WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE, LIKE ME." SO I GIVE HER MY NUMBER, ASK HER IF SHE'D LIKE TO GO OUT SOMETIME, AND SHE WAS ALL "SURE, OKAY." I NEVER GOT THAT PHONE CALL. IN FACT, I GOT STOOD UP. THIS HAPPENED TO ME ANOTHER TIME, BUT THAT'S NO ONE'S FAULT, REALLY. I JUST ASKED THE WRONG GIRL, SHE WASN'T LEADING ME ON LIKE THAT ONE. AND ANOTHER ONE I REALLY LIKED, WE HAD A LOT IN COMMON; I GOT SHOT DOWN NEAR THE BEGINNING. "I'D RATHER JUST STAY ACQUAINTANCES, MY TWO FRIENDS ARE ENOUGH I DON'T WANT THINGS GETTING COMPLICATED." I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HER, JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE SHOT DOWN. OUCH MAN, BUMMER. I LIED. I MENTIONED THREE OCCASIONS.

the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

Dumbening wrote:

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

lol 5 minutes

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

lol 5 minutes

lol minutes

Dumbening wrote:

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

SOMEONE WANTS TO GET HORNY TONITE

SonicNerd23 wrote:

Dumbening wrote:

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

SOMEONE WANTS TO GET HORNY TONITE

i fapped 3 times last night anyway, im going to 5 times tonight

Dumbening wrote:

SonicNerd23 wrote:

Dumbening wrote:

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

SOMEONE WANTS TO GET HORNY TONITE

i fapped 3 times last night anyway, im going to 5 times tonight

QFT
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TKI
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LOL JK GAIS IDK MY BFF JILL

Dumbening wrote:

SonicNerd23 wrote:

Dumbening wrote:

Gallers wrote:

Dumbening wrote:the difference in opinion by men and women.
In Women
Man: You have big boobs
Woman: PERV! (slaps)

In Men
Woman: You have a big peniis
Man: Thanks, want sex?

not quite

everytime my uncle says that to a chick he gets slapped in the face. I wouldnt be offended if a chick came up to me and said that i had a large penis. I would ask here to come into my bedroom for about 5 minutes or so

SOMEONE WANTS TO GET HORNY TONITE

i fapped 3 times last night anyway, im going to 5 times tonight

lol you well just put me off

right, where did i leave my porno stash?

anyway, I ARE SERIOUS CAT, THIS IS SERIOUS THREAD

oh fuck it

Women have been quite nice to me, actually.

RabbitSnore wrote:Women have been quite nice to me, actually.

Easy to say, because no women can resist a rabbit.

SonicNerd23 wrote:

RabbitSnore wrote:Women have been quite nice to me, actually.

Easy to say, because no women can resist a rabbit.

Not quite, sadly.

Bleh. I've never been in a relationship.

I can never seem to find a guy who's a lot like me. =/

Quiet, has similar interests, and smart.

Bleh.