Planet Freedom

Sonic lands on the 2 kids Shadow killed and looks at them for a few seconds. Sonic puts another gun nxt to the kids and runs away.

Silver:Okay I'm, Shadow. Hmmmmm...Aww screw this!
Silver pulls out a gun and shoots randomly everywhere.
Silver:Damn! Hell! Dammit! Shit! Fuck! Damnhell! Helldamn! Dammit all to hell! Wow I think I've got the hang of this.
Kid1:ugh...my spleen!
Kid2:Ugh...why did Sonic and Silver try to kill us? Oh, look! It's Shadow we're saved!
Kid1:Oh My God!!!!!
Silver shoots the kids, while cursing. Silver looks at the bodies and says,
Silver:Wow. Being Shadow is awesome!
Silver puts a watering can next to them and runs away cursing.

Sonic Shadow and Silver are now in the living room watching T.V.
News lady:In other news 2 little boys ages 10 and 12 were found dead in the park. Police found 2 guns and a watering can next to them.Investigation is underway.
Sonic:Guys I want to get back to normal as soon as possible!
Silver:Yeah. Being, Shadow is fun, but I really miss my telekineesis.
Shadow:As musch as I love to ruin, Sonic's rep, I think your right.
Fred Fredburger comes in the living room.
Fred:Psst! Guys, I might be able to help you!
Sonic:But your working for the, Tails Doll! How can we trust you?
Fred:He hypnotized me to be his slave! Yes. Now come with me if you want to get back to normal.
Fred leaves the room, and the gang follows.

They are now in the basement. There is a couldren in front of Fred.
Fred:Okay, hand me the chili dog! Okay, good. Now the head of Big the Cat. Good, yes, yes, yes. Now the full body of omochao. Yes! It is complete! Now to say the magic words...dr3supytalpgnik!
Fred then explodes and everyone is really surprised for a few seconds.

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A HAIKU I CALL, "HAIKUS"

HAIKUS ARE EASY
BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE
REFRIGERATOR

Link, however, had more on his mind than baseball. The thing is, Link loved working with Mario. He loved being in the Smash Bros. Games. Link wanted to be Mario's best friend. Link wanted to work with Mario all the time.

Basically, Link wanted to be Luigi.

So Link had a plan: He'd go to a baseball game with Mario, have a good time, and have Mario sign a contract for season tickets. However, instead of a season ticket contract, it would be a contract to make the Mario and Zelda series, which would combine Nendo's two big game series together. Don't worry: Link called Miyamoto, and he was all over it.

So when Mario walked into Link's castle, Link was really nervous. He greeted Mario and they started to go to the game.

"Where's your car?" Mario asked, for the castle had no garage.

"I don't use cars. I ride on Epona. I thought you'd come in your car." Link responded.

"I don't use cars. I ride on Toad." Mario said back.

"Then it would appear that we are in a pickle." Link said. They waited for a while before Link had an idea. "I'll just use the Triforce of Transportation!" he said.

(Note: The Triforce of Transportation is the Triforce in the middle of the main Triforce. There are also many Triforces outside of the main Triforce, but the game doesn't expand on them because they would make things too easy. For instance, there's a Triforce of Defeat Ganon, and a Triforce of Rescue Zelda. There's also a Triforce of Do Zelda, but that's another story for another fanfic.)

So Link and Mario rode on the Triforce of Transportation and all was right with the world. Or so they thought.

Lurking in the shadows was a major enemy to Link's plan, and one that would become the main villain in the fanfic. However, the villain usually doesn't get introduced until the second or third chapter, which means that he'll just have to be in a cliffhanger for now. You've probably already guessed who it is.

ONE DAY THEDUMBENING EMAILED RABBITSNORE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AVGN. RABBITSNORE DENIED IT SINCE IT WASNT HIM INTERVIEWING JAMES.

Once ok upon once Yoshi a died in Mario's van. Kirby ate corpse book. Of and Kirby yiff Dedede into. Yoshi died in Mario's van.

Dumbening wrote:ONE DAY THEDUMBENING EMAILED RABBITSNORE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AVGN. RABBITSNORE DENIED IT SINCE IT WASNT HIM INTERVIEWING JAMES.

Later that day, RabbitSnore explained to TheDumbening why the policy was the way it was, that Rabbit did not allow other people to conduct interviews, since if he allowed that to happen and published other people's interviews, the interview section would be polluted with all of the terribly made interviews that people have conducted. Rabbit wanted only to make sure that the interview section is kept well-maintained. He was also very tired of explaining this time and time again.

RabbitSnore wrote:

Dumbening wrote:ONE DAY THEDUMBENING EMAILED RABBITSNORE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AVGN. RABBITSNORE DENIED IT SINCE IT WASNT HIM INTERVIEWING JAMES.

Later that day, RabbitSnore explained to TheDumbening why the policy was the way it was, that Rabbit did not allow other people to conduct interviews, since if he allowed that to happen and published other people's interviews, the interview section would be polluted with all of the terribly made interviews that people have conducted. Rabbit wanted only to make sure that the interview section is kept well-maintained. He was also very tired of explaining this time and time again.

THEN THEDUMBENING WAS STILL SOMEWHAT PISSED OFF

"The poor guy has only one eye..." my young sibling told me one day.

I strided over to where the teddy bear was and tore off its other eye.

"Look, now he's blind," I said to my young sibling.

TurkeyBeef wrote:"The poor guy has only one eye..." my young sibling told me one day.

I strided over to where the teddy bear was and tore off its other eye.

"Look, now he's blind," I said to my young sibling.

BIG BOSS' DREAM

"Dear God, how much can she eat?"

"Her stomach isn't even bulging. That's unnatural!"

"You guys are real insensitive toward the other races. How would you like it if similar comments were said about you?"

"That's different. This is like watching all sorts of stuff being dragged into a black hole!"

"Look at it this way: once she's done, she'll have to give us money for our trouble. A lot of money."

"She looks like she's done with the 10th serving... I'll go talk to her..."

The other three workers could tell that the waiter was smitten with their customer. It was fairly obvious. He came up to her, passing by most of her serpentine body. She was napping, with a faint smile on her lips. The lamia lightly snored, enjoyed by her large meal.

"E-excuse me..."

With this, her eyes flicked open. She yawned loudly, so loud that the marching band next door couldn't concentrate on their rehersal. The waiter found himself losing himself to the snake-woman's looks; her golden eyes, her tanned flesh, her green scales, and her sharp, delicate fangs.What a perv...

"Oh, hello..." she said in a whispering voice, "Your building has nice air conditioning. It's so warm... I'm finding it hard to stay awake..." With this, her eyes drooped a bit.

"We're thinking about giving you dessert..." said the waiter, to the very audible dismay to his coworkers.

The lamia's eyes popped open. "Dessert...?"

"Oh, of course!" said the waiter, fumbling through the customer's coils to find her menu, lost deep in a gently tightening emerald jungle. At last, he found it. "Here we go!"

As he handed the plastic covered pamphlet to the woman, she gently refused. "No, I don't need to look through that. Just get me the biggest thing you have there."

One of the chefs fainted at the request.