Planet Freedom

Put your shit here.

Out of context dialogue, silly stuff, whatever.

Stuff that isn't worth its own thread.

Hedgehog in a ball
Rolling far, far, far away.
Will it reach land's end?

Bleh.
A haiku that I wrote two years ago.
..........sucks much?

"What the hell was that?"
"Not sure. Sounded like gunfire... Should we even be here?"
"Fuck it. Keep digging."

Misselaineous10 wrote:Hedgehog in a ball
Rolling far, far, far away.
Will it reach land's end?

Bleh.
A haiku that I wrote two years ago.
..........sucks much?

Was this hedgehog blue?
With quills on his head and back?
Was his name Sonic?

I have more haikus, but I don't know where I put them.

Then again, they aren't very good.....

"What are we doing here? If we disturb anything down here, our faces will be chewed off by the beasts..."

"What beasts? I don't see anything down this hallway."

"Well look at the warning sign above your head. It has furry creatures tearing people in half and with the guts splashing into their large mouths."

"I thought that was a beautiful painting."

"Uhh, no."

"Wait...did you just hear that?"

"Yeah. It sounded like clawed footsteps coming closer behind us..."

"Where the fuck's dinner, Linda?"

"Don't pull that ribbon! My head will fall off, you damn fool!"

Misselaineous10 wrote:I have more haikus, but I don't know where I put them.

Then again, they aren't very good.....

Do you write other stuff besides haiku?

"Hey, what are you eating?"

"I'm eating red meat raw."

"Oh. It looks like you're eating a heart."

"That's because I am eating a heart."

"Oh. Well, I'm going to go feed the dog now."

"Yeah, you do that, but I don't think the dog will be able to eat again."

".......Why?"

By Pesky and Dumbening
sonc and tales were siting by the river and tail asked will you put mosnter cock in my ass and cum in it. sonic looked uncerten becus he had to meet amy soon but he siad ok. tales was moaaning and cuming so fast he sed to sonc go faster and cum better. sonic did becaus he had to go soon. he finished with a giant cumfeast and went to meat amy.
amy noticed some cum on sonic and got hornny. sonic will you cum on me she said. he agred but his penis hurt from a sex he had with talis. while amy was making sex with sonic creem walked in and got sexy. she wanted sex tooo. so sonic stuck his hand in her pussy and make cream have ogasm. but the polise were outside the window and herd a girl making sex. they walked in and saw sonci have sex with underaged girl cream. he was arested and amy wanted to have sex before he went to prisen. but the police man sed no.
that nihgt at a prisen sonic was sleping. tails woke him up and said he will help him get out of jail if he gave tails a lot of sex. sonic dident want to but agred so tails helped him out and they had alot of sex when they got home.
But now the police were loking for sonic becasue he was a bad persen for having sex with young girls

The police eventually found sonic in station squar having buttseckz with knuckles and thatmade the police horney. So the police gave sonic a blowjob and sonic came so hard that the polices died from too much cum. So he and knucklez had moar buttseckz. But then Rouge the bat came along and she said "sonic why wont you have sex with me and my boobs?" So sonic stuck his cock inside of rouges pussy and started fucking. She said "FASTER! FASTER!" and sonic went so fast that when he took his cock out the whole city was covered in cum. And jet the hawk found amy. Amy said "PUT THE BOARD IN MAH PUSSY!!!" And, he did, her pussy stretched so big that it eventually became a black hole. It sucked up a bunch of cars and went back to normal size. Amy said "THAT MADE ME HORNIER!!!!" So sonic came along and told jet "How about we jam both slots?" and they did. Then every other sonic character came over and it broke out in to 1 big orgy.

meanwhile, eggman was planing too rape all of sonic caracters. he needed help from his horny robots he built to rape sonc and frends.
sonic and tales were sitting by the river giving each other their morning blowjobs when eggman and his robots started raping everyonee.
sonic died from tooo much come.

“I saw all of this happening, and one day, I was given a vision. Some invisible being took refuge in my mind, told me everything, repeated the same story every day. Someone had to pay, or everyone was going to. And I was the idiot who paid. Along with John, of course. Now, the voice had occurred to me numerous times, but it wasn’t ‘til three days before I knocked John off that I decided it had to be done. I’m an atheist, I have no belief in a higher power controlling my life at all, but that voice… It was so commanding. Three days, I let my mind slip and threw my future away, and no one will be grateful for it because they think I’m crazy.”

(He is crazy, no miraculous miracle or anything)

As I stared at the condensed bathroom mirror, it appeared that my eyes were bleeding. When I wiped the moisture off I saw that it was true. My eyes were tearing blood before it finally all ran down my cheeks...And I also found out what caused it.

A large piece of the shower head had fallen off and lodged itself deep in my skull in the back.

TurkeyBeef wrote:As I stared at the condensed bathroom mirror, it appeared that my eyes were bleeding. When I wiped the moisture off I saw that it was true. My eyes were tearing blood before it finally all ran down my cheeks...And I also found out what caused it.

A large piece of the shower head had fallen off and lodged itself deep in my skull in the back.

That must fucking hurt.

this is my script so far for a part of a sprite movie im making. srry i cant give you the full details on the story.

Sonic:Ugh...My head is swimming...Oh man. huh?! Wh-What the?! Oh my god!
Shadow:Ahhhh!
Silver:Ahhhh!
Tails doll:Well, well. Your finally awake.
Fred:yes.
Sonic:What did you do to us?!
Silver:Why am I in Shadows body?
Shadow:Why am I in Sonc's?
Tails doll:Let me explain... Once I cornered you, I used the power of the chaos emeralds to switch your bodies.
Fred:Yes.
Tails doll:Now you must live out eachothers lives until I change you back! Which will never happen!
Silver:Oh-no! Man, this is worse then that time I watched Family Guy and they had that flashback.
Peter:Hey, Lois, remember when I had that flashback?
Lois:No, Peter, I dont.
Later...
Shadow:Okay since I'm, Sonic, I guess I should do some things that, Sonic does.
Shadow whips out a shotgun and starts shooting randomly.
Kid:Hey, Sonic why are you using a gun? That's Shaodw department!
Shadow:Well kid, I think that, Shadow, is so damn cool that I'm going to be just like him when I grow up!
Kid2:Your such a, Shadow wannabe!
Shadow pauses and then shoots both of the kids, and puts the gun next to them.

Sonic:Okay. Silver can really fast right? Right.
Sonic runs halfway up a loop-dee-loop and falls though.
Sonic:What?! Silver can't run fast?! What the hell? What use is Silver if he can't run fast?! All he can do is levitate, move ob jects...and...Fly!!!
Sonic is jumping off a cliff, and flying useing Silvers phichic abilities.
Sonic:Wha-hoo! This is great!
In the bottom right corner, the flying meter is all the way down.Sonic begins to descend downward.
Sonic:Aww crap. Ahhhhhhhh!!!Sonic:Ugh...My head is swimming...Oh man. huh?! Wh-What the?! Oh my god!
Shadow:Ahhhh!
Silver:Ahhhh!
Tails doll:Well, well. Your finally awake.
Fred:yes.
Sonic:What did you do to us?!
Silver:Why am I in Shadows body?
Shadow:Why am I in Sonc's?
Tails doll:Let me explain... Once I cornered you, I used the power of the chaos emeralds to switch your bodies.
Fred:Yes.
Tails doll:Now you must live out eachothers lives until I change you back! Which will never happen!
Silver:Oh-no! Man, this is worse then that time I watched Family Guy and they had that flashback.
Peter:Hey, Lois, remember when I had that flashback?
Lois:No, Peter, I dont.
Later...
Shadow:Okay since I'm, Sonic, I guess I should do some things that, Sonic does.
Shadow whips out a shotgun and starts shooting randomly.
Kid:Hey, Sonic why are you using a gun? That's Shaodw department!
Shadow:Well kid, I think that, Shadow, is so damn cool that I'm going to be just like him when I grow up!
Kid2:Your such a, Shadow wannabe!
Shadow pauses and then shoots both of the kids, and puts the gun next to them.

Sonic:Okay. Silver can really fast right? Right.
Sonic runs halfway up a loop-dee-loop and falls though.
Sonic:What?! Silver can't run fast?! What the hell? What use is Silver if he can't run fast?! All he can do is levitate, move ob jects...and...Fly!!!
Sonic is jumping off a cliff, and flying useing Silvers phichic abilities.
Sonic:Wha-hoo! This is great!
In the bottom right corner, the flying meter is all the way down.Sonic begins to descend downward.
Sonic:Aww crap. Ahhhhhhhh!!!